Changing the meaning of the Internet...
CERTIFIED NETWORK DESIGNER BASED OUT OF CHIRAQ
Services We Provide
Infrastructure
With Fredette Networks, we guarantee 100% uptime with your critical infrastructure, no matter the circumstance.
WiFi
Our WiFi installation make sure you have optimal signal strength, no matter the location.
Computation
Database, Storage, or Virtualization. Our servers are ready to handle any task you throw at them.
Timothy H.
Daniel From Fredette Networks recently replaced our core switches, when one went down he told us "Why should I give a fu**?" and kept innterupting us with Playboi Carti adlibs.
Bartholomew Smith
President of Fredette Networks
Certified in a few things
Self proclaimed "innovator"
WELCOME!
About Fredette Networks
At Fredette Networks, We’re the O’Block of ISPs—loud, reckless, and guaranteed to cut out on you when you need us most. Our company was built on the same principles that run 63rd: no loyalty, no guarantees, and if you get caught lacking on a Zoom call, that’s on you.
Our clients are the kind of who put snow in trash bags to get rid of it. They’re brave enough to suffer, gullible enough to pay, and stubborn enough to stick around when we ghost them. If you thought your toxic ex was unreliable, wait until you experience our packet loss.
You want uptime? Go outside and stare at the sun. You want stability? Ask your parents why they divorced. You want customer care? Cry. We don’t provide solutions—we provide character development.
Fredette Networks, More drop-offs than prime King Von